son, your mother and i are very concerned
i never laughed at two cats harder before
by Philip Skundric.
Chewing probably takes a while for such a small dino.
*collects all confetti from floor* *puts the confetti in trash can* *kicks the trash can*
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
Not once… but twice.
bragging about smoking weed is like bragging about masturbating bc anyone can do it and almost everyone does
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
at least they brought pizza
reblogging for the last guy’s face because I lost my shit
OMG THAT FACE
The men of Tumblr, everybody.
the man of tumblr > everything else
THE SECOND GUY THO
“DAMN IT JOE”
this episode i s literally called “jack is naked”
Does he… Jack off.
when people i dont like touch me